What would Ben be???

Ben was given the privilege to talk in church on Sunday. So Saturday night he was by his computer trying to find something profound to say. A guy in our ward noticed that Ben was at his computer and stopped his car and yelled from his window that Ben had been at the computer for three days. Then the guy jokingly said that Ben should help him with his flooring project. Ben replied that he was trying to work on a talk for the following day. So Sunday comes along and Ben uses this little conversation that the two had in his talk. He then related it to the scripture about 'eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.' It got a pretty good laugh. Then the guy was giving Ben a hard time in Sunday school,(he's the teacher.) He remarked to me that he had cooled off with teasing Ben awhile ago, but now the game was on. I laughed and said, have you ever seen 'God's must be crazy 2' If Ben was an animal he would most likely be a badger. Once he bites, he won't let go. If you have ever engaged in a discussion with Ben and contradicted his view, then you know what I am talking about.